The Most Serene Republic of EESDR Corn is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical population of 719 million People of the Corns are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decatur. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong EESDR Cornian economy, worth 61.0 trillion Corncobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 84,902 Corncobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, tax avoidance is a serious affair, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EESDR Corn's national animal is the Boll Weevil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EESDR Corn is ranked 98,129^th in the world and 244^th in Talonia for Safest, scoring 82.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.